Tonight I thought I would never get out of the park for I was stopped by this little police woman every few minutes. Before she stopped me I was questioned, asking me why I have such little feet? I answered politely and very respectfully because after all she is from the police force, "Because I am little." She just stood at a distance with her hands on her hips, looked me over and said, "Hump, are you a little grandma?" Even though I don't have any grandchildren, I said yes, because I am the age grandmothers are. You don't tell police officers anything more than you have to say.
It was fun playing her game.